A funny interview

Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Tell Me Properly
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir

Officer : Your Father's Name ?

Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir

Officer : Your Native Place

Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir

Officer : What Is Your Qualification?

Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ?
Candidate : Metric Pass **Sir**

Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?

Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : And What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir

Officer : Describe Your Personality

Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir

Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now

Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Is It Now
Candidate : My Performance....?
Officer : Mp !!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?

Officer : Mentally Puncture**